Trixie & Milo

Funny Flask: Have a Sip of Hooch

$26.00
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  • lead-free food-grade stainless steel
  • 5.75" tall, 3.75" wide
  • Holds 8 oz
  • Image protected by laminate & baked on... will last a long time!
  • Ships in a rad-looking gift box

The label reads:
Warning: may cause other people to appear more attractive than they actually are. Drinking "Hooch!" has been shown to impair judgement in laboratory animals and drunken fools. May cause sudden feelings of well-being, love, & even invincibility. May cause an inflated sense of the importance of your own views and opinions. Drinking "Hooch!" may lead to short term relationship problems, and even provoke an ass-whooping or two. Drinking "Hooch!" does NOT give you any special powers. Persons drinking "Hooch!" CANNOT fly or read peoples minds. Gambling while drinking "Hooch!" is not recommended. Does not cure baldness, remove love handles, cellulite, or correct bad wardrobe decisions. The makers of "Hooch!" are not responsible for any dumb-ass decisions or actions you might take after drinking this product . Always drink responsibly."

To clean: wash with soapy water, rinse clean, and wipe down with a soft cloth to dry

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